"Your Mom is Questionable for the Patriots"

I've played Fantasy Football since the early 1990's.  In twenty years the pastime has grown from one that was calculated manually via the Monday morning StarTribune to one that has websites, media, and entire businesses dedicated to it.

And it runs on information.  The latest news can mean victory or loss, and given the beat down that is delivered and taken at the coffee maker on Monday morning, that information is critical. 

Usually, the updates are stale and to the point.  However, today's installment from Fantasy Football Index is hilarious.

Hope you're feeling better, Mom.  We need you in there.