Cabela's Fall Preview? Mind if I Have Summer First?

Ordinarily, the delivery of Cabela's Fall Preview catalog would be cause for unabashed, giddy rejoicing.  Unfortunately, the snow melted up here just a month and a half ago.  I've only golfed four times, and have only done two long bike rides.  Hell, I've only mowed my lawn three times.

Sorry, Cabela's, you're too damn early.  Hit me again in August sometime.

PS to my wife: yes, honey, I really do mean it.  You can get off the floor now...