Thursday, September 30, 2010

Technology Attack in the Men's Room

Among the beauties of this modern world are those areas in which technology makes things easier.  Take, for example, the nasty task of keeping our restrooms smelling fresh and clean.  The attached photo shows a device that sprays air fresher out at a predestined time interval.  This modern marvel keeps our work restrooms the epitome of sweet smelling, and subsequently keeps our workers happy and motivated.  Hats off to the man behind this ingenious invention. 

Now, to the man that actually hung this magical device in its current position, the same accolades cannot be bestowed. 

I happened to be innocently answering nature’s call when the miracle machine reached its appointed hour and squirted me directly in the face with an extended spray of baby powder scent.  As I was in the middle of my business, I could do nothing but close my eyes, take the blast, and hope that it quickly ran its course.  I returned to my office with an empty bladder and the unmistakable scent of a freshly powdered baby’s butt. 

Sometimes technology can be both blessing and curse.

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