Thursday, January 19, 2012

Packers Loss Drunk Chick's Fault

It wasn't that Rodgers was horrible.  Or that Finley couldn't catch a cold.  Or that Nelson disappeared.  Or that they turned the ball over three times.  Or that the defense allowed Eli Manning to take the hike from center, make a sandwich, take a couple of bites, call his mom, scratch himself, and check his email before getting any pressure on him.  

Nah.  It was the sparkles in the nail polish!  Of course!

Either that or the Clay Matthews jersey.

Either way, it's nice to have that settled.

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