Sunday, August 29, 2010

Respect the Knife

I completely ruined a nice night on Lake Minnetonka with some dear friends two nights ago. Our boat captain had a simple request that I remove a flag from a stern light pole, so armed with a knife, I proceeded to make the cut. Unfortunately, I was unable to stop my motion and jabbed the knife into my index finger. Evening over. I spent the next two hours in the waiting room, getting the requisite stitches. Here’s what the damage looks like.

The little cheese knife was a beast, and I ended up spurting blood all over the boat. Upon reflection, it kind of reminded me of this Dan Aykroyd classic.

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