Last Sunday, I was completing my usher duties at mass, and was in the church office putting things away. In the office with me were two older women who were selling discounted gift cards that the parish uses to raise funds. In walked a woman looking to buy one, and this is how the dialog went down:
Parishioner: I'd like one hundred dollars for the Piggley Wiggley, please.
Old Woman #1: You want a hun-nert for da Pig?
Parishioner: Yes, please
Old Woman #1: A hun-nert for da Pig!
Old Woman #2: Ja!
Only in Green Bay...