Barack Obama - Accolades without Accomplishments

From the "you have to be kidding me" file:

First Time magazine gives Obama a grade of "A-" on his performance thus far, then Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

After over a year of irrational and baseless swooning by established organizations (e.g. academics, traditional media, Hollywood, etc.) the magnitude of accolades without accomplishments has finally reached a point where a majority of the world can no longer ignore the insanity.

Here are some other awards that our esteemed leader should be winning in the near future:

1. The 2009 Heisman Trophy
2. Miss America
3. American Idol
4. The Pillsbury Bake-Off
5. MTV Award (will Kayne West interrupt?)
6. Olympic Gold Medal in Luge
7. The Biggest Loser
8. A Grammy
9. World Poker Tour Bracelet
10. The Westminster Dog Show

Stay tuned...